THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS Crew Socks — For When HR Won’t Let You Wear Flip-Flops

$8.00
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Slip into comfort that works harder than your manager on a Friday afternoon. Our THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS™ crew socks are the ultimate corporate survival gear — soft ribbed leg for the perfect grip, cushioned soles for when you’re running between pointless meetings, and breathable, stretchy materials so you can endure all-day “team building” without sweaty regrets. Whether you’re power-walking to the break room or plotting your corporate escape, these socks have you covered — literally.

Features:

  • Comfortable polyester-spandex blend (95% polyester, 5% spandex) for all-day wear

  • Crew length — because ankle socks don’t survive boardrooms

  • Ribbed leg for a snug, stay-put fit

  • Plush cushioned soles for extra underfoot luxury during coffee runs

  • Breathable & stretchy for actual comfort during the 9-to-5 grind

  • Available in 3 sizes:

    • S (US Women’s 6–8, US Men’s 5–6.5)

    • M (US Women’s 8.5–11, US Men’s 7–9.5)

    • L (US Women’s 11.5–13, US Men’s 10–13)

  • Blank product sourced from the US

Disclaimer: Slight color variation may appear on side seams — but hey, perfection is overrated (ask your boss).

Slip into comfort that works harder than your manager on a Friday afternoon. Our THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS™ crew socks are the ultimate corporate survival gear — soft ribbed leg for the perfect grip, cushioned soles for when you’re running between pointless meetings, and breathable, stretchy materials so you can endure all-day “team building” without sweaty regrets. Whether you’re power-walking to the break room or plotting your corporate escape, these socks have you covered — literally.

Features:

  • Comfortable polyester-spandex blend (95% polyester, 5% spandex) for all-day wear

  • Crew length — because ankle socks don’t survive boardrooms

  • Ribbed leg for a snug, stay-put fit

  • Plush cushioned soles for extra underfoot luxury during coffee runs

  • Breathable & stretchy for actual comfort during the 9-to-5 grind

  • Available in 3 sizes:

    • S (US Women’s 6–8, US Men’s 5–6.5)

    • M (US Women’s 8.5–11, US Men’s 7–9.5)

    • L (US Women’s 11.5–13, US Men’s 10–13)

  • Blank product sourced from the US

Disclaimer: Slight color variation may appear on side seams — but hey, perfection is overrated (ask your boss).