How long will it take to get my order?

About as long as it takes for corporate to approve your vacation request — which is to say, not fast. We produce everything on demand to avoid waste, so patience is part of the purchase price.

Do you accept returns?

Only if your item arrives damaged. Otherwise, all sales are final — just like that “promotion” you were promised.

Why is everything so sarcastic?

Because we’ve been to the meetings, read the memos, and survived the pizza parties. This is our coping mechanism.

Is SarcastiCo anti-work?

Not exactly. We’re anti-being-played. We love hard work — we just think you should get paid for it in more than mugs and stress.

Can I buy this for my boss?

Absolutely. In fact, we recommend it. Nothing says “thanks for the burnout” quite like a tote that screams THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS.

Are you a serious business?

As serious as a CEO explaining layoffs while sipping champagne on their yacht. We sell sarcasm for a living — and business is booming.

What’s your secret identity?

If I told you, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore… right?