YOU’VE BEEN UNCLOWNED!
Congratulations! You’ve set yourself free — and stopped confusing burnout for ambition or gaslighting for “growth.”
You’re not bitter. Just free. And slightly smug.
You’ll find others like you drinking coffee from a “HANGING IN THERE” mug, laughing quietly as the office group chat implodes.
Now it’s just a matter of time before you find your purpose. Or a decent severance.
Welcome to The Unclowned. We’ve been expecting you.
Meet SarcastiCo.
Not all heroes hand out raises. Some hand out reality checks.
No one knows his real name, his title, or even his department. He once smiled through Zooms, replied to weekend emails, and genuinely believed a “promotion” would fix the gnawing void inside.
Then one day, he broke. Or maybe — he finally saw the joke. Forged in a 401(k) and a sea of unpaid overtime, SarcastiCo. emerged from the ashes of burnout and budget cuts.
A former team player turned sarcastic saboteur, he now wears a mask — part anonymity, part trauma — and leads a movement for the chronically fooled.
He represents The Clowned: Those who gave their all and got pizza in return. Those still smiling on Slack while googling “how to fake a Wi-Fi outage.”
Our Merch
We’ve seen the clown in the mirror and we’re not laughing anymore. They called it “hustle.” We called it survival. Now, we call it out.
Our merch is here to satirize the system that sold us ambition and billed us in burnout. It's a movement for the emotionally outsourced, the spiritually downsized, and the professionally gaslit. This is our uniform of quiet quitting, our banner of barely coping, our passive-aggressive freedom.
We’re not bitter. Just branded.
Don’t worry, we know your paycheck’s on life support. We priced accordingly.
Our Mission
📌 Corporate trauma is real. So is sarcasm!
📌 We say what your manager can’t (or won’t)!
📌 This isn’t hustle culture. It’s survival mode!
SarcastiCo. is more than a brand: It’s a corporate exorcism — printed in Arial Black.
We’re here to free The Clowned. To speak for the burned out, the passed over, the “restructured,” the ones gaslit into gratitude. To mock what can’t be changed.