This line isn’t petty — it’s commemorative. For every time you went above and beyond and were compensated with vibes and swag that screamed “We see you… but not in a monetary way.” You didn’t get cash — but you did get culture, a branded notebook, and maybe a slice of sheet cake if you got there early. So go ahead — wear it, sip from it, post about it. Show them you’re proud… in the most passive-aggressive way possible.