“THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS” Black Hardcover Notebook – For All Your Brilliant Ideas They’ll Ignore Anyway
Whether you’re crafting the next big idea or just pretending to take notes in another pointless meeting, this sleek black notebook has your back (since your job won’t). With 80 lined, cream-colored pages and a crisp, sarcastic message on the front, it’s the perfect journal for burned-out professionals, underpaid creatives, or anyone who's been told "exposure is the real bonus."
A built-in elastic closure keeps your secrets safe, while the matching ribbon marker helps you flip right back to your to-do list — or that list of people you’ll never reply to. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is great for storing loose notes, receipts for emotional damage, or whatever HR says you "shouldn't write down."
Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper (feels fancy, hides your resentment)
Size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm) – standard journal size
Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g) – heavy with unspoken thoughts
Pages: 80 lined, cream-colored sheets for passive-aggressive brilliance
Extras: Matching elastic closure & ribbon marker to keep it together (unlike you)
Storage: Expandable inner pocket for business cards, loose notes, or future resignation drafts
“THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS” Black Hardcover Notebook – For All Your Brilliant Ideas They’ll Ignore Anyway
Whether you’re crafting the next big idea or just pretending to take notes in another pointless meeting, this sleek black notebook has your back (since your job won’t). With 80 lined, cream-colored pages and a crisp, sarcastic message on the front, it’s the perfect journal for burned-out professionals, underpaid creatives, or anyone who's been told "exposure is the real bonus."
A built-in elastic closure keeps your secrets safe, while the matching ribbon marker helps you flip right back to your to-do list — or that list of people you’ll never reply to. Plus, the expandable inner pocket is great for storing loose notes, receipts for emotional damage, or whatever HR says you "shouldn't write down."
Cover material: UltraHyde hardcover paper (feels fancy, hides your resentment)
Size: 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13.97 cm × 21.59 cm) – standard journal size
Weight: 10.9 oz (309 g) – heavy with unspoken thoughts
Pages: 80 lined, cream-colored sheets for passive-aggressive brilliance
Extras: Matching elastic closure & ribbon marker to keep it together (unlike you)
Storage: Expandable inner pocket for business cards, loose notes, or future resignation drafts
