“THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS” Black Glossy Mug – Because Nothing Says Appreciation Like Ceramic
This sturdy, glossy black mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever gets you through back-to-back meetings with no raise in sight. Featuring the bold “THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS” design, it’s the ideal passive-aggressive drinkware for burned-out employees, sarcastic coworkers, and people who’ve been emotionally compensated since onboarding.
Material: Ceramic
Size: 11 oz – just enough to sip your disappointment
Dimensions: 3.85" height × 3.35" diameter (9.8 cm × 8.5 cm)
Finish: Glossy — like your fake work smile
Safe for: Dishwasher & microwave (because you’re too tired to hand wash)
Lead & BPA-Free: Unlike your work environment, it’s actually safe
This product is made to order, not mass-produced — just like your bitterness. It takes a bit longer to ship, but it helps us avoid unnecessary waste (unlike your last team meeting).
“THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS” Black Glossy Mug – Because Nothing Says Appreciation Like Ceramic
This sturdy, glossy black mug is perfect for your morning coffee, afternoon tea, or whatever gets you through back-to-back meetings with no raise in sight. Featuring the bold “THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS” design, it’s the ideal passive-aggressive drinkware for burned-out employees, sarcastic coworkers, and people who’ve been emotionally compensated since onboarding.
Material: Ceramic
Size: 11 oz – just enough to sip your disappointment
Dimensions: 3.85" height × 3.35" diameter (9.8 cm × 8.5 cm)
Finish: Glossy — like your fake work smile
Safe for: Dishwasher & microwave (because you’re too tired to hand wash)
Lead & BPA-Free: Unlike your work environment, it’s actually safe
This product is made to order, not mass-produced — just like your bitterness. It takes a bit longer to ship, but it helps us avoid unnecessary waste (unlike your last team meeting).
