“THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS” Eco Tote Bag – Because Apparently, Raises Are Out, and Tote Bags Are In
Say goodbye to plastic and hello to your compensation. This sturdy black eco tote isn’t just made from 100% organic cotton — it’s also made from disappointment, sarcasm, and the corporate tradition of replacing real rewards with reusable swag.
Spacious enough to carry groceries, books, emotional baggage, and the weight of your underappreciated contributions, this tote screams “We see you… but not in a monetary way.”
Use it at work, the farmers market, or your next passive-aggressive protest.
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) – sturdy enough to carry the team
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) – more than your actual bonus
Straps: 1″ wide, 24.5″ long (2.5 cm × 62.2 cm)
Closure: Open main compartment, like your calendar on payday
Sourced from: India
This product is made just for you after you order — not mass-produced. That means a little extra wait time, but a lot less waste. Thanks for supporting thoughtful purchases over thoughtless corporations.
“THIS SWAG IS MY BONUS” Eco Tote Bag – Because Apparently, Raises Are Out, and Tote Bags Are In
Say goodbye to plastic and hello to your compensation. This sturdy black eco tote isn’t just made from 100% organic cotton — it’s also made from disappointment, sarcasm, and the corporate tradition of replacing real rewards with reusable swag.
Spacious enough to carry groceries, books, emotional baggage, and the weight of your underappreciated contributions, this tote screams “We see you… but not in a monetary way.”
Use it at work, the farmers market, or your next passive-aggressive protest.
Material: 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²) – sturdy enough to carry the team
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg) – more than your actual bonus
Straps: 1″ wide, 24.5″ long (2.5 cm × 62.2 cm)
Closure: Open main compartment, like your calendar on payday
Sourced from: India
This product is made just for you after you order — not mass-produced. That means a little extra wait time, but a lot less waste. Thanks for supporting thoughtful purchases over thoughtless corporations.
