Welcome to your passive-aggressive way out!

Hope isn’t dead. It’s just been furloughed. This is what happens when quiet quitting gets loud. You’ve stopped confusing burnout for ambition, gaslighting for “growth,” and pizza for appreciation. You’re not bitter. Just free. And slightly smug.

You’ll recognize others like you - sipping from our mugs, laughing silently as the group chat burns. It’s only a matter of time before you find your true purpose. Or at least a halfway decent severance.

They called it hustle. We called it survival. Now? We call it out.

Congratulations.

We’ve been expecting you.

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