YOU’VE BEEN CLOWNED!
You gave them your time, your ideas, your sanity! In return, they gave you… pizza! NO TOPPINGS!
But hope isn’t dead. It's just been furloughed.
Meet SarcastiCo. your passive-aggressive way out. What happens when quiet quitting gets loud.
Our mission? To free The Clowned and give corporate trauma the branding it so deeply deserves.
Join The Unclowned!
(Before you cry in the bathroom. Again.)
“Etaoin”
INTRODUCING OUR FIRST OFFICIAL MELTDOWN
We mean… our product line! You didn’t get a bonus, but you can get a mug.
Welcome to the official SarcastiCo. Supply Closet. We're a mix of what your company won't give you (validation, catharsis, and sympathy) and the one thing they do (a tote bag).
Whether you’re mid-burnout, pre-breakdown, or post-promotion-that-never-came, we’ve got something for every professionally gaslit soul.
We’re thrilled (and emotionally unstable) to present our debut drop: Hanging In There — a tribute to every fragile thread you’ve been clinging to with grace, caffeine, and pure delusion.
From mugs that scream “I’m fine” to notebooks for your silent screams, this collection is here to help you barely make it— but in style.
A timeless classic — just like you, barely hanging on. Inspired by the childhood game where every wrong move brings you closer to the end, this design is for anyone dangling by a thread but still clocking in. Call it resilience. Call it a cry for help. We call it corporate alignment.
DISCLAIMER
We know this economy isn’t exactly thriving — so we set the bar low for prices… just like they did for your salary.