SarcastiCo. Shop
Welcome to the official SarcastiCo. Supply Closet — your one-stop shop for everything your company won’t give you (like a raise), and exactly what they will (a tote bag). Whether you're mid-burnout, pre-layoff, or post-"we’re like a family" delusion, we've got gear for every professionally clowned soul.
SHOP BY MELTDOWN
Thrilled (and totally grateful, of course) to introduce a line for everyone who got professionally clowned — endorsed for surviving chaos, not thriving in it. #CLOWNED is passive-aggressive merch for the corporately trapped. Perfect for those promoted to nowhere and applauded for burnout. You didn’t apply to the circus… but you definitely got recruited.
This line isn’t petty — it’s commemorative. For every time you went above and beyond and were compensated with vibes and swag that screamed “We see you… but not in a monetary way.” You didn’t get cash — but you did get culture, a branded notebook, and maybe a slice of sheet cake if you got there early. So go ahead — wear it, sip from it, post about it. Show them you’re proud… in the most passive-aggressive way possible.
