YOU’VE BEEN CLOWNED!
You gave them your time, your ideas, your sanity! In return, they gave you… pizza! NO TOPPINGS! But hope isn’t dead. It's just been furloughed.
Meet SarcastiCo. your passive-aggressive way out. What happens when quiet quitting gets loud.
Our mission? To free The Clowned and give corporate trauma the branding it so deeply deserves.
Join The Unclowned! (Before you cry in the bathroom. Again.)
We’re thrilled (and emotionally unstable) to unveil our debut drop: THIS IS MY BONUS. From mugs that scream “I’m fine” between sips of burnout to notebooks built for passive-aggressive poetry, this collection honors every piece of office swag that showed up instead of your bonus. A timeless tribute to underappreciated effort and overbranded compensation. Because if you’re going to be clowned, you might as well do it in style.
DISCLAIMER
We set the bar low for prices… just like they did for your salary.
INTRODUCING OUR FIRST OFFICIAL MELTDOWN
PRODUCT PERFORMANCE REVIEWS
Check out how our merch performed under emotional duress
Spilled coffee on my boss mid-meeting — total accident. Mug still intact, unlike my career. Worth every penny.
Ethan R., Former Assistant to the Assistant Manager
Love the tote. Stylish, sturdy, really captured my emotional state. Docking one SarcastiCo. because it didn’t come with matches — had to bring my own.
Janet B., Former “Team Player”
Showed up to the office pizza party with this tote and a smile that said, “I’m over it." Three coworkers cried. One updated their résumé mid-slice. Would give it 7 SarcastiCo.s if it came with napkins for their tears.
Miranda T., Director of Microwaved Emotions
Used the mug to hydrate my buddy mid-breakdown in the bathroom. He was sobbing like it was bonus season. Mug did its job, but honestly? Should’ve been a bucket. We were refilling every two minutes.
Kyle D., Emotional Support Colleague