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SarcastiCo. Fine Print (a.k.a. The Fun Police Section)

We’re a small but mighty operation — think “David,” if Goliath wore a suit and hosted budget meetings. All our merch is made on demand by a third-party partner who handles the making, packing, and shipping. Why? Because we care about avoiding waste… and because we don’t have a warehouse (or the willpower to fold shirts all day).

That means your order might take a little longer to arrive. In exchange, you get a guilt-free purchase and bragging rights for supporting a responsible small business. We appreciate your support, your patience, and your ability to track packages like it’s an Olympic sport.

Refunds & Returns

All sales are final — unless your product arrives looking like it survived a corporate team-building firewalk. In that case, you’re entitled to a refund. Just email rh@getsarcastico.com with the details (bonus points for dramatic photos), and we’ll sort it out faster than HR can deny your PTO request.

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