Teanna Spillman

Coordinator of Unquestionable Norms & Terminology

Known as the office’s self-appointed truth-teller (and truth-bender), Teanna has weaponized “tea” into a full-time role. Unofficially, she also handles Clownpliance — making sure every policy is both enforced and exploited, depending on who’s watching.

Teanna is DenyElle Barris’s shadow and pet project: always at her side, whispering secrets, enforcing denials, and tattling on anyone who sneaks out at 5 p.m. sharp. But don’t get too comfortable: she is a double agent. Teanna sees the circus for what it is, and just when you think she’s loyal, she flips the script.

Our C.U.N.T. is mean, messy, and merciless. And that’s exactly why she’s fun at office parties. You can’t trust her, but you can count on her to spill it all… just never in your favor.