Selma Swaggians

Associate Manager, Clownery Products

Selma can sell anything. And she proved it by starting with her own family: her daughters weren’t raised, they were launched. A born deal-maker, she turns leftover swag into “exclusive collectibles” and pizza-party napkins into “limited editions.” Selma built an empire on tote bags, mugs, and branded merch nobody asked for - fame she happily chronicled in her corporate reality saga, Selling Up with the Swaggians.