Dear Unclowned,

You’ve woken up. The illusion is broken, and now you see the truth for what it is. Moving forward, you will stop mistaking burnout for ambition, gaslighting for “growth,” and pizza parties for genuine appreciation. You won’t be bitter, just free. And smug enough to enjoy it.

This is what happens when quiet quitting starts shouting. It’s only a matter of time before you find your true calling (or at least a severance package worth framing).

They called it hustle. And now you call it out.

Sarcastically yours,

SarcastiCo.